Behind The Music/Hannah Montana: A Truly Beautiful Nightingale
Celebrity
2009-04-10
Hi, there. My name is Miley Stewart and I happen to be the one teenage girl who goes to classes at Seaview High School by day and perform live concerts as Hannah Montana by night with my two best friends -- Lilly Truscott and Oliver Oken -- as my two fellow performers -- Lola and Mike Standley III -- and my own father, a former country star known as Robby Ray Stewart as my manager. My own brother, Jackson helps out as well. I really don't know what he does but he does it. Now I know full well that I don't seem to be the type of performer who could possibly be featured on the VH-1 original series entitled 'Behind The Music' but I do believe that I have a story to tell that could possibly change the minds of the producers of that show and it had all began on a nice warm Summer evening in a concert hall within the City of Chicago, where I had done a concert with the greatest glam metal band in rock music history known as Poison, who I had the real pleasure of performing their hit song entitled 'Talk Dirty To Me' with them. Just then, after the concert was finally over, my dad had told me that he was about to take Lilly, Oliver and Jackson back to the hotel with him and what he had wanted to know was did I want them to wait for me and let me go back to the hotel with them, only to have me shake my head and say, "No thanks, Dad. It's just that I have some things to take care of around here. I'll see you later. Okay?" And after he had said 'okay' and gave his sweet little angel a big 'good night' hug, my dad had left the concert hall with Jackson and my two best buds and went back to the hotel just in time for one of the members of Poison known as Rikki Rocket to walk himself over to me, tap his gentle fingers on my shoulders and say, "Say, Hannah. The guys and I are about to go over to a party that a good friend of ours is throwing and we want to know do you want to come with us?" And then, after I had given that idea some thought and realized that it might be a good idea for me to let the tabloids see me have a wonderful time at a party with a truly great rock band at a party, I had looked at Rikki with a small smile on my face and said 'yes' to the band's wonderful invitation just before I had left with him and his bandmates -- Bret Michaels, C. C. DeVille and Bobby Dall -- to go over to the most luxurious mansion that I had ever seen in my entire life. But of course, that was before we had stepped inside that mansion and I had discovered that some of the party guests were getting themselves so hard-core drunk on all types of booze and allowing themselves to take all of their clothes off and start fucking each other's brains out just before a beautiful dark-haired woman in only a crimson-red robe had walked herself over to us with a big smile on her face and said, "Well, Bret! I see that you and the guys were able to make it! And may I ask who your newfound friend is?" And just as I was about to open up my mouth and say something to her, a smiling C. C. had placed his hand on my shoulder and answered, "It's funny that you should ask, Christy! This little lady is a fellow performer of ours named Hannah Montana! Hannah, this is Christy Canyon, the one porn-star babe who had allowed herself to star in many hit films such as 'Sex Asylum Four'! Now, if you were to excuse me, I do believe that I might as well go join in on the festivities! Care you join me, Gentlemen?" And then, after C. C.
2009-04-10
Hi, there. My name is Miley Stewart and I happen to be the one teenage girl who goes to classes at Seaview High School by day and perform live concerts as Hannah Montana by night with my two best friends -- Lilly Truscott and Oliver Oken -- as my two fellow performers -- Lola and Mike Standley III -- and my own father, a former country star known as Robby Ray Stewart as my manager. My own brother, Jackson helps out as well. I really don't know what he does but he does it. Now I know full well that I don't seem to be the type of performer who could possibly be featured on the VH-1 original series entitled 'Behind The Music' but I do believe that I have a story to tell that could possibly change the minds of the producers of that show and it had all began on a nice warm Summer evening in a concert hall within the City of Chicago, where I had done a concert with the greatest glam metal band in rock music history known as Poison, who I had the real pleasure of performing their hit song entitled 'Talk Dirty To Me' with them. Just then, after the concert was finally over, my dad had told me that he was about to take Lilly, Oliver and Jackson back to the hotel with him and what he had wanted to know was did I want them to wait for me and let me go back to the hotel with them, only to have me shake my head and say, "No thanks, Dad. It's just that I have some things to take care of around here. I'll see you later. Okay?" And after he had said 'okay' and gave his sweet little angel a big 'good night' hug, my dad had left the concert hall with Jackson and my two best buds and went back to the hotel just in time for one of the members of Poison known as Rikki Rocket to walk himself over to me, tap his gentle fingers on my shoulders and say, "Say, Hannah. The guys and I are about to go over to a party that a good friend of ours is throwing and we want to know do you want to come with us?" And then, after I had given that idea some thought and realized that it might be a good idea for me to let the tabloids see me have a wonderful time at a party with a truly great rock band at a party, I had looked at Rikki with a small smile on my face and said 'yes' to the band's wonderful invitation just before I had left with him and his bandmates -- Bret Michaels, C. C. DeVille and Bobby Dall -- to go over to the most luxurious mansion that I had ever seen in my entire life. But of course, that was before we had stepped inside that mansion and I had discovered that some of the party guests were getting themselves so hard-core drunk on all types of booze and allowing themselves to take all of their clothes off and start fucking each other's brains out just before a beautiful dark-haired woman in only a crimson-red robe had walked herself over to us with a big smile on her face and said, "Well, Bret! I see that you and the guys were able to make it! And may I ask who your newfound friend is?" And just as I was about to open up my mouth and say something to her, a smiling C. C. had placed his hand on my shoulder and answered, "It's funny that you should ask, Christy! This little lady is a fellow performer of ours named Hannah Montana! Hannah, this is Christy Canyon, the one porn-star babe who had allowed herself to star in many hit films such as 'Sex Asylum Four'! Now, if you were to excuse me, I do believe that I might as well go join in on the festivities! Care you join me, Gentlemen?" And then, after C. C.
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